Internet sweet Internet

This chick Marla Singer did not have testicular cancer. She was a liar. She had no diseases at all. I had seen her at Free and Clear, my blood parasite group Thursdays. Then at Hope, my bi-monthly sickle cell circle. And again at Seize the Day, my tuberculous Friday night. Marla…the big tourist. Her lie reflected my lie. Suddenly, I felt nothing. I couldn’t cry, so once again I couldn’t sleep.

IS

IS THAT

NEVILLE?!!?

pizzaforpresident:

omfg why am i laughing this is so stupid

pizzaforpresident:

omfg why am i laughing this is so stupid

sailorswayze:

its like west side story

but gayer

syggy:

loki babysits pt. 2

firsttimelady:

rainingqueen:

dontdontdo:

captain tumblr, because patriotism based on geographic location won’t make sense for much longer.
also because lol why not.

#tumblr’s mightiest reblogger

#the first fandom

firsttimelady:

rainingqueen:

dontdontdo:

captain tumblr, because patriotism based on geographic location won’t make sense for much longer.

also because lol why not.

#tumblr’s mightiest reblogger

#the first fandom

mespritloveranythinggoes:

celestialseren:

sketchadoodles:

snazzypantaloons:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

APPARENTLY I DIDN’T DIE IN A PAST LIFE.
wait

I have a birthmark on my face that only really shows up when I’m sick.
What does that mean? :D

Holy shit my neck was sliced open and I bled to death D:

….My upper lip, the side of my torso… And two on my ass.I think…. I-I don’t know.

It’s obvious. You were killed while having sex.

mespritloveranythinggoes:

celestialseren:

sketchadoodles:

snazzypantaloons:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

APPARENTLY I DIDN’T DIE IN A PAST LIFE.

wait

I have a birthmark on my face that only really shows up when I’m sick.

What does that mean? :D

Holy shit my neck was sliced open and I bled to death D:

….My upper lip, the side of my torso… And two on my ass.
I think…. I-I don’t know.

It’s obvious. You were killed while having sex.

sketchadoodles:

snazzypantaloons:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

APPARENTLY I DIDN’T DIE IN A PAST LIFE.
wait

I have a birthmark on my face that only really shows up when I’m sick.
What does that mean? :D

Holy shit my neck was sliced open and I bled to death D:

sketchadoodles:

snazzypantaloons:

briannacherrygarcia:

madhattress330:

lysnk2:

goldfishchronicles:

risksareforsurvivors:

Shot in my jaw. Awesome.

that means i was shot/stabbed in the ass. lovely. 

…my ass?

…The inside of my thigh?

Holy shit, I have one on my knee. I TOOK AN ARROW TO THE KNEE YOU GUYS.

APPARENTLY I DIDN’T DIE IN A PAST LIFE.

wait

I have a birthmark on my face that only really shows up when I’m sick.

What does that mean? :D

Holy shit my neck was sliced open and I bled to death D:

robotlyra:

You know the drill.